(from another funny email forwarded to me)

COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can

track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where

she sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked her calves to their

stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering

around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don’t we just

give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it’s worked

for over 200 years and we’re not using it anymore.

LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

About Martha Stewart …

“Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she was behind bars. O.J. Simpson, Robert

Blake, Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin

Laden too, but they take the one woman in America willing to cook, clean,

and work in the yard, and haul her off to jail.”